Hatchet Granny Heartbreak Healer – Lavender & Citrus Botanical Soda

Heal Your Heart, One Sip at a Time

Hatchet Granny's Heartbreak Healer is a non-alcoholic botanical soda that's as bold as its name. Bright citrus meets delicate lavender in a sparkling, alcohol-free drink that's made for those who want something more interesting than a seltzer and more intentional than a cocktail.

What's Inside

• Lavender & citrus — floral, bright, and refreshingly complex
• Botanical soda — crafted with real botanicals
• Non-alcoholic — all the ritual, none of the regrets
• Vegan-friendly and made for the sober-curious crowd

When to Drink It

Pour it over ice at brunch, bring it to a dinner party, or crack one open when you want something that feels special without the next-morning consequences. Hatchet Granny is the drink your grandma would have made if she were a little more rebellious.

Perfect For

Sober-curious drinkers, mocktail lovers, and anyone who wants a sophisticated, non-alcoholic alternative with real botanical flavor.